Accidental Abduction - Evelyn Langlais
Full Review to come. This book has alien purple peen with no balls, and in a lot ways it is symbolic on how I felt about the story. It had a fun and campy premise but the execution was sadly lacking mainly due to the worldbuilding and very annoying characters. I know the author's intention was to make it one of those romances which had I hate to love you but I jump your bones type of books but it didn't work for me.